June 3, 2013 – ‘Cronut’ Craze Creates Black Market for Tasty New Treat
June 1, 2013 – And the World’s No. 1 Tourist Destination Is…
May 30, 2013 – Kate Middleton’s Family May Bring Party Business to NYC
May 28, 2013 – Simpsons Theme Park to Open in Orlando
May 22, 2013 – Nepal Says Historic Everest Video Call Was Illegal
May 21, 2013 – ‘World Nutella Day’ to Cease and Desist
May 20, 2013 – What They’re Saying About the Tumblr Deal — on Tumblr
May 13, 2013 – Bikini Wrestling Gets Canned at Cambridge
May 9, 2013 – Prince Charles’ Pricey Organic Produce Shop Shutters
May 9, 2013 – 105-Year-Old Woman Says Bacon Keeps Her Alive
May 8, 2013 – Princess Diana Exhibit at Althorp Will Close Next Year
May 6, 2013 – N.J. Governor Squashes a Spider in Front of School Kids—and PETA Isn’t Impressed
May 3, 2013 – Man Accused of Shoplifting from Store Called ‘Finders Keepers’
May 2, 2013 – Scholars: New Porn Studies Journal Will Consider Your Submissions Now
May 2, 2013 – Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise
April 30, 2013 – Italy Faces a Shortage of Pizza Makers
April 27, 2013 – Funny Online: YouTube To Launch Its First-Ever Comedy Week
April 25, 2013 – McDonald’s Burger Looks the Same – 14 Years Later
April 23, 2013 – Nike Pulls ‘Boston Massacre’ T-Shirts from Shelves
April 22, 2013 – Reese Witherspoon ‘Deeply Embarrassed’ About Disorderly Conduct, Husband’s DUI
April 18, 2013 – Boston Crowd Sings Rousing National Anthem at Bruins Game
April 17, 2013 – Viral Dove Ad Uses Sketch Artist to Illustrate Women’s True Beauty
April 16, 2013 – A Runner’s Point of View of the Boston Marathon Explosion
April 15, 2013 – NASA Wants You: The Original 1959 Astronaut Job Description
April 12, 2013 – British Dairy Farmer Creates Pure Milk Vodka
April 9, 2013 – School of Rock is Headed to Broadway, Thanks to Andrew Lloyd Webber
April 9, 2013 – PETA Takes Heat over Claims it Killed 90% of Animals Dropped off at Virginia Shelter
April 9, 2013 – South African Wildlife Conservationists Are Poisoning Rhino Horns to Prevent Poaching
April 3, 2013 – Snoop Lion Releases Anti-Gun Video Featuring His Daughter and Drake
April 2, 2013 – Signed Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Album Sells for More Than $290,000 at Auction
April 1, 2013 – YouTube Announces It Will Shut Down
March 31, 2013 – Olive Garden Gives Family a Free Meal After Grandpa’s House Burns Down
March 29, 2013 – Hollywood Director James Cameron Donates Deep-Sea Craft for Research
March 28, 2013 – William Shatner ‘Appalled’ IRS Spent $60,000 of Taxpayer Money on Star Trek Parody
March 27, 2013 – The Backstreet Boys Do the ‘Harlem Shake’
March 25, 2013 – Starbucks CEO Doubles Down on Gay-Marriage Support, Telling Shareholder to Sell Stake if He Doesn’t Like Views
March 20, 2013 – Canadian Ad Equates ‘Social Smoking’ to ‘Social Flatulence’
March 19, 2013 – What New York Women Want: Kate Middleton’s Nose
March 19, 2013 – Stolen Rembrandt Recovered in Serbia, Another Identified in the UK
March 14, 2013 – Why Don’t People Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Cookbook?
March 8, 2013 – Brangelina’s Debut Wine Sells Out Within Hours
March 6, 2013 – Ikea Pulls Almond Cakes After ‘Fecal’ Bacteria Found
March 5, 2013 – Boyfriend Pushes Girlfriend Off Cliff
March 4, 2013 – Great White Sharks Are Now Protected under California Law
March 4, 2013 – Australian Miners Fired for ‘Harlem Shake’ Performance
February 28, 2013 – The Tweet Hereafter: Archiving the Final Tweets of Dead Celebrities
February 27, 2013 – Pippa Middleton Gets a Supermarket Magazine Job
February 25, 2013 – Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Reportedly Expecting a Baby Girl
February 22, 2013 – Hilary Mantel’s Book Sales Skyrocket after Kate Middleton Comments
February 21, 2013 – Bigfoot DNA ‘Evidence’ Is Published — But More Questions Are Raised
February 20, 2013 – Marco Rubio’s PAC Raises $119,200 from Awkward Water Sip
February 18, 2013 – ‘Second’ Mona Lisa Deemed Authentic
February 18, 2013 – Will Ferrell Endorses Garcetti for L.A. Mayor
February 18, 2013 – Nivea Punks ‘Wanted’ Travelers for Stressed Out Ad
February 15, 2013 – Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Skip Airport Security, Delay Flight
February 13, 2013 – Kate Middleton Baby Bump Photos Published — Royal Family Is Not Pleased
February 12, 2013 – Slain Chicago Teen’s Parents to Sit with First Lady at State of the Union
February 11, 2013 – South Korean Air Force Parodies Les Miserables
February 8, 2013 – Chinese Toddler Moons National TV Audience
February 8, 2013 – Michelle Obama to Attend Slain Chicago Teen’s Funeral
February 7, 2013 – Duke University Fraternity Suspended over Asian-Themed ‘Racist Rager’
February 6, 2013 – Hello Kitty Reaches the Final Frontier
February 5, 2013 – India’s Rural Olympics Are Not for the Faint of Heart
February 4, 2013 – Drake Returns With New Single ‘Started From the Bottom’
February 4, 2013 – Vladimir Putin Enlists Boyz II Men to Boost Russia’s Declining Birth Rate
February 4, 2013 – Study: Heat in New York Can Change the Weather in Siberia
February 3, 2013 – Man Accused of Fraud After Taking Wife’s Last Name
February 1, 2013 – Chinese Millionaire Fights Pollution with Fresh Air in a Can
January 30, 2013 – Bieber Croons About His Split With Selena Gomez
January 29, 2013 – Obama Says Football Likely to ‘Change’ Because of Head Injuries
January 29, 2013 – Foul Play: Chicken-Wing Bandits Grab $65K Worth of Poultry
January 28, 2013 – Colorado Middle School Student Brings Pot Brownies to Class
January 28, 2013 – Kate Hospital Hoax Suicide: Australian Radio Show Behind Prank Call Canceled
January 25, 2013 – Size Matters: Customers Sue Subway after ‘Footlong’ Sandwich Fails to Measure Up
January 24, 2013 – Vive ‘Le Pong!’: Foul French Smell Prompts Emergency Response
January 21, 2013 – Real Joe Biden Tweets ‘#imavetteguy’ to the Onion’s Joe Biden
January 19, 2013 – New For the Home Decorating Beer Snob: Pantone Swatches!
January 17, 2013 – Developer Outsources Job to China so He Can Watch Cat Videos
January 16, 2013 – Drink Your Milk: It Could Help You Win a Nobel Prize